Saturday, December 10, 2011

funny SMS ( batch 3 )

SMS COLLECTION- FUNNY SMS


Wajahmu resah & matamu berair,
Ku rasakan derita yg mu hadapi..
Xsanggup ku melihatmu mengasingkan diri di balik sepi..
Bersabarlah..
BERAK KERAS MMG SAKIT !!!


A’kom
Kom apa
Kombat
Bat apa
Batmen
Men apa
Mentol
Tol apa
Tolak
Lak apa
Laksa
Sa apa
SAJE NAK KACAU!!


As u go 2 bed 2nite, I ordered nenek kebayan 2 guard u tight,
I told some pocong 2 dance in white & 2 make sure u r alrite,
I’ll ask cik Pontianak 2 kiss u gudnite!


Saya suka cara awk..b’budi bahasa..
Jujur bila b’ckp..snyuman manis!
Renungan yg m’dlm saya suka sgt
Tp eh, ni no sape?
Ya Allah ,silap send.sori!


ACCOUNT NOTICE.
Please note that your PAHALA balance is not sufficient to maintain your AKHIRAT account.
Pls topup ur AMALAN to recharge ur SYURGA credit liner.. ;)

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