funny SMS ( batch 3 )

SMS COLLECTION- FUNNY SMS


Wajahmu resah & matamu berair,
Ku rasakan derita yg mu hadapi..
Xsanggup ku melihatmu mengasingkan diri di balik sepi..
Bersabarlah..
BERAK KERAS MMG SAKIT !!!


A’kom
Kom apa
Kombat
Bat apa
Batmen
Men apa
Mentol
Tol apa
Tolak
Lak apa
Laksa
Sa apa
SAJE NAK KACAU!!


As u go 2 bed 2nite, I ordered nenek kebayan 2 guard u tight,
I told some pocong 2 dance in white & 2 make sure u r alrite,
I’ll ask cik Pontianak 2 kiss u gudnite!


Saya suka cara awk..b’budi bahasa..
Jujur bila b’ckp..snyuman manis!
Renungan yg m’dlm saya suka sgt
Tp eh, ni no sape?
Ya Allah ,silap send.sori!


ACCOUNT NOTICE.
Please note that your PAHALA balance is not sufficient to maintain your AKHIRAT account.
Pls topup ur AMALAN to recharge ur SYURGA credit liner.. ;)

adult SMS ( batch 1 )

caution! : this post contains sensitive words that may only be read and use by adults or person 18 years and above. thank you.

friendship SMS ( batch 1)

SMS COLLECTION- FRIENDSHIP SMS


GALILEO: great mind
EINSTIEN: genius mind
NEWTON: extraordinary mind
BILL GATES: brilliant mind
ME: mastermind
YOU: in my mind..:)


If u found ur self in a dark place,
Where its wall shakes n blood come from everywhere..
Don’t worry b’coz ur in a safe place N dat place is my
..HEART!..hehe



When I pray I don’t see god but I know god listens,
When I sms u I don’t see u but I know u read my msg with a lovely smile!

seasonal SMS ( batch 1)

SMS COLLECTION- SEASONAL SMS


Bila AYAM dh xselera nk makan,
KAMBING mula gelisah,
LEMBU buat2 gila& UNTA nampak susah hati,
Tu tanda Raya Korban dh dkt..SLMT HARI RAYA!


Bila mata b’temu mata akan mula rasa kasih.
Bila hati b’temu hati akan mula rasa syg,
Tapi bila dahi b’temu sejadah akan t’rasa k’besaran ALLAH!
Selamat Berpuasa!

funny SMS ( batch 2 )

SMS COLLECTION-FUNNY SMS


:).. tersenyum awk buat sy sekurang2nya tp awk kat ni msg antar yg org jer bunuh nk rase awk mungkin,
Terbalik ni msg bace awk x keliru! (baca dr belakang)


Allah menciptakan manusia b’pasangan,
Ada lelaki ada wanita
Ada yg cute ada yg comot
Yg cute kirim sms,yg comot baca sms
Kita harus tabah menerimanya


U rasa, I cute x?
Silatandakan( X )
( ) cute sgt
( ) biasa
( ) perasan
( X ) cute sgt
( ) biasa
( ) perasan
Eh..terima kasihlah susah2 je jwb….


Monyet dulu-dulu, garu-garu, duduk-duduk,
Cari kutu..
Monyet zaman skrg, duduk-duduk, picit-picit, tekan-tekan,
Ketawa sorg-sorg BACA SMS


Ada kasih mungkin t’sisih.
Ada rindu mungkin t’tunggu
Ada sayang mungkin t’buang
Ada cinta mungkin derita.
Ada hati mungkin mati
Tapi kalau ada daki..elok le pegi mandi..!

funny SMS ( batch 1 )

SMS COLLECTION - FUNNY SMS

What’s wrong with ur hp?
I try 2 call so many times!
Everytime I dial ur number..
The operator kept saying..
“THE MONKEY U CALL IS ON THE TREE,PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER” (“,)


You are special!
God made you one such person..
Don’t ever ever ever change anything about u,
Except your..UNDERWEAR!!
Everyday MUST change ,ok


Katak pisang katak puru,
Adakah katak dan pisang sepupu?
Jgn perasan atau terharu,
Bukan nak ucap kata rindu,
Cuma nak cakap
“APASAL DGN OPERATOR HP LU??ASYIK2 CAKAP BAHASA HINDU?!”


Dengan ibubapa gunalah budibahasa,
Dgn kawan gunalah kepercayaan,
Dgn kekasih gunalah kelembutan,
Tapi…
Kalau dgn REJOICE, GUNA JARI PON BOLEH !


1 message received
1 cute person open it
1 cute person reading it
1 cute person still reading it
1 cute person smiling..
Eleh, perasan la tu..